Confession time. Iâ€™m a playlist junkie. I like having playlists for every activity of my day, whether thatâ€™s walking to class, working out, jamming in the car or just straight chillinâ€™. But I have another playlist, one that Iâ€™m especially proud of. Itâ€™s a relatively short playlist, but thatâ€™s only because itâ€™s reserved for the best of the best. Iâ€™ve been working on it for months now â€“ perfecting it, tweaking it. And now itâ€™s ready for your listening pleasure.
Itâ€™s called my â€œmaking babiesâ€ playlist.
And before you go all, â€œOMG SHEâ€™S GONNA TALK ABOUT SONGS TO GET IT ON TO,â€ calm yourself. This playlist is not necessarily limited to making babies nor does it promote making babies (though the songs themselves do) â€“ itâ€™s just a good playlist. But I am about to go 50 shades of Cosmopolitan on you, so do grab a pen and notepad and do cut out your schedule from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. tonight. Youâ€™re going to want to test these puppies out.
Also, slight disclaimer, these songs may be based on my personal preference but with my overtly sexual mind, my keen sense for greatness and my background with Loon-E Crew, I feel that Iâ€™m intensely qualified. So, without further ado, here is my compiled list of songs to crank up when youâ€™re getting down.
â€œWet the Bedâ€ by Chris Brown
Best Line: â€œBaby youâ€™re just like a storm raininâ€™ on me, girl, youâ€™re soakinâ€™ wet.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: Itâ€™s Chris Brown. If he can get away with singing about wetting the bed, itâ€™s going to be gold.
â€œLove Facesâ€ by Trey Songz
Best Line: â€œDonâ€™t it feel good when I touch on it, wouldnâ€™t it be nice if all night I was in you.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: It has a slow and sensual beat accompanied by blatantly sexual lyrics that I guarantee you will be accidently singing in public.
â€œSecretâ€ by Maroon 5
Best Line: â€œI ask you, â€˜How hot can it get?â€™ As you wipe off beads of sweat, slowly, you say, â€˜Iâ€™m not there yetâ€™.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: As if Adam Levineâ€™s sexy, too-good-to-be-legal voice wasnâ€™t a good enough reason, the electric guitar is possibly the most erotic thing this decade has ever heard.
â€œWicked Gamesâ€ by The Weeknd
Best Line: â€œBring the cups, baby, I could bring the drank, bring your body, baby, I could bring you fame.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: This song definitely leans towards the darker, toxic side of love but Iâ€™ll be damned if you donâ€™t listen to it and immediately take your clothes off. Iâ€™m serious, you could be in public and it will still happen.
â€œNeighbors Know My Nameâ€ by Trey Songz
Best Line: â€œSometimes she call me Trey, sometimes she say Tremaine, when itâ€™s all said and done, I bet the neighbors know my name.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: We canâ€™t escape the fact that 99 percent of Trey Songz is â€¦ um â€¦ songs about sex. And you know what? I bet heâ€™s good at it, because his songs are good at articulating it.
â€œMotivationâ€ by Kelly Rowland
Best Line: â€œAnd when weâ€™re done, I donâ€™t wanna feel my legs. And when weâ€™re done I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: This song, though perhaps a bit outdated and overplayed, is downright impeccable at setting the mood. Not only is it easy to sing along to, but Kelly Rowlandâ€™s high octaves really hit that spot â€¦ ahem â€¦ no pun intended.
â€œBirthday Sexâ€ by Jeremiah
Best Line: â€œDonâ€™t need candles or cake, just need your body to make birthday sex.â€
Why itâ€™s perfect: Yeah, this one is a little old school too but come on. Did you honestly think I could get away with making a sexy playlist without this song? Itâ€™s like the national anthem of doing it at this point.