Jessica Lloyd, senior engineering major
Would you rather give up playing and watching sports or sex for the rest of your life?

“Sex. My whole life is sports, and I feel like all the activities I’m interested in have to do with the sport and could be classified as a sport. So if I chose to give up sports, all I would do is go to work and have sex, and that seems boring.”

Seth Owirodu, senior computer science major

“I think I would rather give up sex, because playing sports is like the adrenaline rush, and then, a good Super Bowl, y’all say when we finally get like a [Ravens] Super Bowl game. I want to be able to watch that.”

Porter Rice, sophomore political science major

“I would rather give up sports because I like sex more than sports. I’ve never been a big sports person, and I just go to the gym.”

Brandon Ortiz, senior computer science major

“Sex. Absolutely. Could go the rest of my life without it. Whenever you threw in playing and watching, it’s like watching, maybe, yeah. Playing? It’s physical activity. I’d rather play sports than go to the gym. It’s just, it’s more engaging, such a big part of my life.”

Justin Wartell, junior neuroscience major

“I do [sports] way more. It would impact my life significantly more.”
Do you like playing or watching sports more?

“Definitely playing. I play volleyball the most.