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More than keepsakes: Trinity’s Fiesta medals

From CELCS to CAT, Trinity’s history of Fiesta medals continues to thrive
Kieran Garvey, Copy Editor/Arts Columnist April 18, 2025

Fiesta is best known for its parades, but medals play an equally iconic role. These colorful, commemorative trinkets have helped build a bridge between Trinity and San Antonio. Local organizations, businesses...

Trinity’s Fiesta float for the upcoming Battle of the Flowers Parade, highlighting the history of Fiesta.

Tigers in bloom: Trinity at Fiesta 2025

TU celebrates Fiesta at the Texas Cavaliers River Parade and Battle of Flowers Parade
Kat McKinney, News Reporter April 18, 2025

Trinity will take center stage at Fiesta San Antonio 2025 with a float in two of the headlining parades: the Battle of Flowers Parade and the Texas Cavaliers River Parade. In collaboration with Alumni...

The Esperanza Peace and Justice Center advocates for those wounded by domination and inequality.

What to know before you go this year

Trinity faculty and staff discuss the history of Fiesta and cultural significance
Samara Gerstle, Managing Editor April 18, 2025

Next Thursday marks the beginning of Fiesta San Antonio, the 11-day celebration held nearly every year since 1891 to commemorate the Battle of San Jacinto and Texas’s victory against Mexico. The significance...

Taste of Glizzy’s. Taste those glizzys.

Taste of San Antonio becomes Taste of Glizzy’s

Richard Cox, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here   On March 25, the Coates Student Center unveiled its new dining option, Taste of Glizzy’s,...

Bundle up, and turn up the heat: Hazing is back on the menu

Bundle up, and turn up the heat: Hazing is back on the menu

Drew Right, Arts Columnist April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here   Yes, it is true my fraternity has been mentioned on Fizz recently. As risk manager, I...

Killer rat cocaine rave in CSI presents ethical questions

Killer rat cocaine rave in CSI presents ethical questions

Smell Fart, Opinion Columnist April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here   Amidst a new series of drug trials on rats in the neuroscience department, the rats have...

SAM SAMSON’S new housing is in the locker room.

Lockers by day, dorms by night

Res Life will open up Trinity’s football lockers for junior housing to accommodate rising juniors’ need for on-campus housing
Olivia Marie Hill, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here On March 24, Trinity students received an email from Residential Life announcing that football locker...

Well, that transition was short-lived

Well, that transition was short-lived

Trinity to switch from Workday Student to Microsoft Excel for class registration
Bonica Bartinez, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Since transitioning to Workday on March 15, students have broadly expressed their support for the...

LeeRoy, that sick, gets put in the slammer with his associates where he belongs, at least according to Texas.

LeeRoy commits a fur-paw

Former Trinity mascot in custody after being declared a “furry” by Texas government
Canne Sulled, Snoozer Loser April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here After governor Richard Abbey passed the FURRIES Act (HB6969) on April 1, LeeRoy was arrested by...

Trinibonian Events

Trinibonian Events

Hot Rod, Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here STAFF PICK | LINKEDIN IS THE NEW TINDER Looking for a career-driven lover to wine and dine? The...

THE SLUDGE blushes while talking about NUTS.
email: hgirds@samaragerstle.com

‘Honestly a pretty cool dude’

The Sludge opens up about Trinity presence
Hambag Girdle, Damaging Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here You know him by many names: Slop, Goop, That Disgusting Stuff On The Sidewalk, but he says he only...

One of our valiant heroes, Shy Shy LeBeauf, looks ponderously into the distance, regarding the great service he has done for the world with his artform.

GOOD NEWS!!! TWO MORE WHITE GUYS GOT A PODCAST

Waddy Worrom, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Rejoice! The moment everyone has been waiting for is finally here! Two more white guys have started...