This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Trinity University’s Cat Alliance (CAT) is a registered student organization dedicated to caring for our beloved...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. As of March 21, at the last SGA Finance Committee Meeting, SGA has officially approved self-help guru and television...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Rusty orange fur with midnight black stripes traced across the pelt. A creature that prowls amidst the misty campus,...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. At the beginning of the year, Trinity’s Chamamber Singers went to a retreat at Moo Ranch, an abandoned farmhouse...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. This year, Trinity’s Residential Life office made some significant alterations to the City Vista apartment selection...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephen Edwin King is one of the most respected writers to have ever lived, with many of his novels and short...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Everyone has heard the narrative: Tom Brady is the greatest player in NFL history. Fans across the NFL, specifically...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. For years, college sports fans have tried to answer one simple question: Who’s the best? Some argue that the...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. With spring football practices rolling around, a familiar face has been spotted in a new position. Trinity football...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The Dodgers took a chance this offseason and signed former Los Angeles Angel Shohei Ohtani for a ten-year, $700...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. March is an important time of year for college basketball programs across the country, but studies have shown...

During winter break, I kept seeing TikTok ads for one particular movie: “Anyone But You,” starring Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney. These ads promised to revive the rom-com, a genre that has been pronounced...