This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here As we all know, Trinity is home to a diverse student body with a wide range of voices. However,...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Everyone knows that poker benefits young, developing minds. To spread the many benefits of poker,...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Lately, Trinity’s campus has been seemingly consumed by endless fences, caution tape, and construction...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here It’s a vulture! It’s a group of obnoxious first-years! No! It’s Beze Underground! The secret’s...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Have you ever watched a film so profoundly moving that you couldn’t stop crying during the screening?...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Although Trinity released a revised meal plan for the 2025-2026 semester a month ago, they recently...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Effective immediately, Trinity students are required to use a minimum of 450 swipes per semester...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here This past Tuesday, March 31, Trinity announced a new missile program for trap and skeet shooting....

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here At the beginning of the 2025-26 academic year, Trinity will launch a new app, TigerDual. Next year,...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here We’ve all had that ex who just doesn’t know when to quit. Our friends say they’re ‘toxic’...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Trinity’s newest English class is turning heads as students start to plan their schedules for...

Trinity University is now ranked nationally as the No. 40 best liberal arts college according to U.S. News & World Report, and it is an absolute marvel and a disservice to current and prospective students...