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How to get around San Antonio: A guide to using the bus

How to get around San Antonio: A guide to using the bus

Who needs Google when you have the Trinitonian?
Jay Burdine, Illustrator September 5, 2024

Despite being a great city, a major downside of San Antonio is how difficult it is to get around without a car.. Fortunately, there is a relatively fast, cheap and safe option: the bus system. You may...

Trinitonian editor v.s. Chat GPT: Who did it better?

Trinitonian editor v.s. Chat GPT: Who did it better?

Using AI to do your work might render your actual intelligence artificial
Diya Contractor, Opinion Editor September 5, 2024

Long long ago, when dinosaurs and some of our current presidential candidates roamed the earth, people used to wait for a modem to start up to use the internet. Now some of my classmates rely on AI to...

Trinity won 3-0 against the Pomona-Pitzer Sagehens at Friday's game.

Taking advantage of top-tier Tiger athletics

Trinity University flourishes with both academic and athletic success
Caleb Reed, Sports Editor September 5, 2024

Trinity students are a fortunate group. The campus, within walking distance of everything a student needs, is home to some of the best academics in the US. In addition to a world-class education, Tigers...

Graduation cap decorated with tissue paper flowers

Decorate your dorm with newspaper flowers

Learn how to make traditional tissue paper flowers with a newspaper twist
Catherine Zarr, Pulse Editor April 18, 2024

Growing up and attending elementary school in San Antonio, you would think that “making tissue paper flowers for Fiesta” was part of the Texas Essential Knowledge and Skills (TEKS). Every year without...

Trinity University's float at the Battle of Flowers Parade in 1946

The History of Fiesta in San Antonio

As the Fiesta season comes around, the town lights up with vibrant events, but where do these traditions come from?
Niki Heller, Intern April 18, 2024

Today, Fiesta San Antonio spans 17 days and is a testament to our city’s prosperity. It’s not just a festival but a true community effort. Over 100 local nonprofit groups and 75,000 volunteers come...

The Trinity student’s ultimate guide to Fiesta 2024

The Trinity student’s ultimate guide to Fiesta 2024

Join in on San Antonio’s 100th annual Fiesta celebrations!
Hazel Mitchel-Gevirtz, Visual Editor/Special Sections Editor April 18, 2024

Whether Trinity University brought you to San Antonio for the very first time or you’re a San Antonio native, we can all agree that San Antonio during Fiesta is like nowhere else. The lively mix of parades,...

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Campus gang wars ensue after TPD is accused of brutality
Boshua Bitra, News Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephanie White, sophomore business major, decided to attend Toilet Paper Department’s (TPD) April 2nd Copcorn...

SGA is now Swashbuckler Government Association

SGA is now Swashbuckler Government Association

After a year of my leadership, I’ve taken the Swashbucklers campus-wide
Captain Cailyn Austin, Source April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Last year, I wrote a piece on my initiative to bring positive change to the Swashbucklers through my benevolent...

#EXPOSED: Fizz’s new update to reveal anonymity

#EXPOSED: Fizz’s new update to reveal anonymity

The top-secret app where students mock students just became less top-secret
BDEVE, Farts Editor April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Starting April 5, all creator posts on Fizz will become non-anonymous, revealing every user and their online comments....

Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity

Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity

The incoming scooter-only lanes may impede travel through upper campus
Al K. Seltzer, False Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. After receiving many complaints about students on electric scooters hitting passersby on the sidewalks, Trinity...

Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center

Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center

Due to budget constraints, writing tutors are now AI
Bonica Bartinez, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. When essays are due, professors often urge students to consult the Writing Center. Starting next semester, this...

Course registration changes to series of student battles

Course registration changes to series of student battles

Students hope the new system will signal a change in academic advising
Bierra Boode, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Following complaints about the chaos and randomly selected times for course registration, Trinity has changed...