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Man by day, tiger by night #PAWSUP

Man by day, tiger by night #PAWSUP

Legend has it Trinity University has a furry hero on the prowl
BDEVE, Farts Editor April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Rusty orange fur with midnight black stripes traced across the pelt. A creature that prowls amidst the misty campus,...

Trinity University Chrmber Singers bond at Moo Ranch

Trinity University Chrmber Singers bond at Moo Ranch

Students partake in singing games, barnyard fun, and human sacrifice!
Frieda Breasts, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. At the beginning of the year, Trinity’s Chamamber Singers went to a retreat at Moo Ranch, an abandoned farmhouse...

‘Survivor’ takes over City Vista selection

‘Survivor’ takes over City Vista selection

How students are planning for housing around the recent change
Para Lasses, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. This year, Trinity’s Residential Life office made some significant alterations to the City Vista apartment selection...

Write shorter books: A Plea to Stephen King

Write shorter books: A Plea to Stephen King

King has recently been hit with numerous allegations regarding his books from 40 years ago
Omerika Digthony Esquire, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephen Edwin King is one of the most respected writers to have ever lived, with many of his novels and short...

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) jokes with teammates during NFL football practice in Foxborough, Mass., Wednesday Dec. 7, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

No goats in the Hall of Fame

The case against Tom Brady’s so-called “Hall of Fame” legacy
Shy Shy Lebeauf, Reposter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Everyone has heard the narrative: Tom Brady is the greatest player in NFL history. Fans across the NFL, specifically...

Who truly is the best? Mascot battle to answer biggest question in college sports

Who truly is the best? Mascot battle to answer biggest question in college sports

College mascot cage match to decide the best school in the nation
Tiger Correspondent, Shorts Peddler April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. For years, college sports fans have tried to answer one simple question: Who’s the best? Some argue that the...

Jerheme Urban to return to the field after 25-year absence

Jerheme Urban to return to the field after 25-year absence

Taking advantage of COVID year, Urban returns for Mega-Senior season
Overhyped Tiger Fan, Shorts Peddler April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. With spring football practices rolling around, a familiar face has been spotted in a new position. Trinity football...

Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Ohtani’s recent gambling allegations have fans questioning his true identity
Big Money, Reposter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The Dodgers took a chance this offseason and signed former Los Angeles Angel Shohei Ohtani for a ten-year, $700...

March Madness takes a new form

March Madness takes a new form

64 teams compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine who can create the best memes
King Memememememe, Reposter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. March is an important time of year for college basketball programs across the country, but studies have shown...

Rom coms (color)

The MCU killed the rom-com star … or did it?

Sarah Fisher, Editor-in-Chief February 8, 2024

During winter break, I kept seeing TikTok ads for one particular movie: “Anyone But You,” starring Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney. These ads promised to revive the rom-com, a genre that has been pronounced...

Selma Sanchez, junior

Sidewalk Symposium: What is love? (Baby, don’t hurt me)

Daniel Itkins, Pulse Reporter February 8, 2024

Selma Sanchez, junior communication and Spanish double-major What is love? “Love is this feeling that you get when you are surrounded by the people that you care about and those that you want to take...

A dream for now: Trinity’s future with sex ed

A dream for now: Trinity’s future with sex ed

Library liaison Alex Gallin-Parisi hopes to implement sexual education curriculum
Monica Martinez, News Reporter February 8, 2024

Alex Gallin-Parisi, outreach and engagement librarian, noticed a lack of comprehensive sexual education for students on campus. Later this semester, she’ll go through the process to mend that. “Over...