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Meet the new SGA

Monica Martinez, News Reporter • April 10, 2025

Omar Ratrut, junior political science major, and sophomore Madelyn Stovall, sophomore political science major, are the new president and vice president for the 2025-2026 school year. Each class also got...

Previously, on SGA: Funding for USOs and trans policy letter

The following covers the meeting on April 9.

Evelyn Ragsdale, Arts Reporter • April 10, 2025

FUNDING REQUESTS In their presentation, Trinity Diversity Connection requested a total of $37,565 for the 2025-2026 year. The presenters stressed that TDC has emphasized fiscal responsibility over the...

The Lancer’s crawfishin’ tradition

The Bengal Lancer fraternity threw its 5th annual crawfish darty

Keira Cahill, News Reporter • April 10, 2025

The Crawfish Boil, an annual Bengal Lancer fundraising event, was held in the backyard of the Bengal Lancer fraternity house on Saturday, March 29. Walking in, partygoers could smell crawfish and spices...

Chess master squares off against 20 students

San Antonio’s reigning chess champion, Jesse James, remained undefeated

Faith Olabanji, News Reporter • April 10, 2025

On Wednesday, April 2, Jesse James, national chess master, arrived at Trinity for a showdown to compete against 20 Trinity students. With a match that started at 4:30 p.m., the national chess master played...

Previously, on SGA: Senators discuss Olivia Krolczyk’s lecture on campus

Samara Gerstle, Managing Editor • April 6, 2025

The following covers the meeting on April 2. POLICY PRESENTATION Following up on the Academic Honor Council’s proposed reform, Ronni Sardovsky, professor of philosophy and member of the Honor Council...

Taste of San Antonio becomes Taste of Glizzy’s

Richard Cox, Reporter • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here On March 25, the Coates Student Center unveiled its new dining option, Taste of Glizzy’s,...

Lockers by day, dorms by night

Res Life will open up Trinity’s football lockers for junior housing to accommodate rising juniors’ need for on-campus housing

Olivia Marie Hill, Reporter • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here On March 24, Trinity students received an email from Residential Life announcing that football locker...

Well, that transition was short-lived

Trinity to switch from Workday Student to Microsoft Excel for class registration

Bonica Bartinez, Reporter • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Since transitioning to Workday on March 15, students have broadly expressed their support for the...

LeeRoy commits a fur-paw

Former Trinity mascot in custody after being declared a “furry” by Texas government

Canne Sulled, Snoozer Loser • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here After governor Richard Abbey passed the FURRIES Act (HB6969) on April 1, LeeRoy was arrested by...

Shots, shots, shots, shots, everybody

President Wiser now requires all freshmen to use substances on campus

Fizzkhalifa, Reporter • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Thanks to President Bud. Wiser, students in the freshman dorms are now free to smoke and drink as...

Starbucks takes meal swipes now

Due to the high demand, Trinity will start allowing meal swipes for Starbucks

Canne Sulled, Snoozer Loser • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Although Trinity released a revised meal plan for the 2025-2026 semester a month ago, they recently...

Three Mabee meals a day, or pay!

Trinity Dining institutes a new policy requiring students to reach a minimum number of meal swipes or pay a fine

Olivia Marie Hill, Reporter • April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Effective immediately, Trinity students are required to use a minimum of 450 swipes per semester...