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No goats in the Hall of Fame

The case against Tom Brady’s so-called “Hall of Fame” legacy

Shy Shy Lebeauf, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Everyone has heard the narrative: Tom Brady is the greatest player in NFL history. Fans across the NFL, specifically...

Who truly is the best? Mascot battle to answer biggest question in college sports

College mascot cage match to decide the best school in the nation

Tiger Correspondent, Shorts Peddler • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. For years, college sports fans have tried to answer one simple question: Who’s the best? Some argue that the...

Jerheme Urban to return to the field after 25-year absence

Taking advantage of COVID year, Urban returns for Mega-Senior season

Overhyped Tiger Fan, Shorts Peddler • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. With spring football practices rolling around, a familiar face has been spotted in a new position. Trinity football...

Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Ohtani’s recent gambling allegations have fans questioning his true identity

Big Money, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The Dodgers took a chance this offseason and signed former Los Angeles Angel Shohei Ohtani for a ten-year, $700...

March Madness takes a new form

64 teams compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine who can create the best memes

King Memememememe, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. March is an important time of year for college basketball programs across the country, but studies have shown...

Sports is about more than the games

No matter your expertise, it’s not hard to be a fan.

Caleb Reed, Sports Editor • March 31, 2024

I know, I know, this is a super controversial take from the Sports Editor, but bear with me. I love watching sports at any level — from the brightest lights of a world championship to the smallest pickup...

Tigers steamroll ETBU in a 9-3 rematch

Trinity’s stellar offense and pitching carry a victory in mid-week revenge game

John Thweatt, Sports Reporter • March 29, 2024

The Tigers’ baseball team rematched Eastern Texas Baptist University (ETBU) on March 20th and played a well-rounded match after their loss against them just a week beforehand. With strong performances...

USWNT aims to bounce back from World Cup woes

Team heads into the most competitive North American tournament ever needing big things

Scott Lebo, Sports Reporter • March 29, 2024

After winning back-to-back Women’s World Cups in 2015 and 2019, the U.S. Women’s National Team (USWNT) was shocked in 2023 as they struggled through their group before losing their knockout game to...

Patriots of power: How the Patriots dynasty rose and fell

A review of the documentary series “The Dynasty: New England Patriots”

Cole Isaacson, Sports Reporter • March 29, 2024

From 2001 to 2019, the New England Patriots were the class of the NFL. During that span, they won 17 division titles, appeared in the Super Bowl nine times, and won the Super Bowl six times. Their trophies...

Getting back to Title Town

SAFC starts their season looking to return to 2022 title-winning form.

Scott Lebo, Sports Reporter • March 21, 2024

San Antonio Football Club (SAFC) opened their season against Loudoun United on Saturday, March 9, after their 2023 campaign ended in disappointment in Sacramento. SAFC won the United Soccer League (USL)...

Old faces find new places in free agency

The biggest news out of the NFL’s annual shakeup

Cole Isaacson, Sports Reporter • March 21, 2024

Early March marks the beginning of the new league year in the NFL and, with it, free agency. This year’s free agency period saw star players move from team to team, creating intrigue for some fans and...

Despite drama, Red Bull rockets to the front

Early drama hasn’t hampered on-track performance to open F1 season

Caleb Reed, Sports Editor • March 21, 2024

Following one of the most memorable offseasons in recent history for F1, the majority of the early-season excitement has centered around one team: Red Bull Racing. The team, which dominated in the 2022...