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Trinitonian

T-shirts made in remembrance of those that died to gun violence

Trinity organizations advocate for social issues

TU Progressives and MOVE Texas educate about gun violence in speaker series
Monica Martinez, News Reporter April 11, 2024

This week, students walking past the Murchison Tower may have noticed a different sight among the trees. What is usually an empty space was filled by students and TU Progressives with a myriad of colored-cotton...

Get in losers, we’re riding with a Fetii!

Get in losers, we’re riding with a Fetii!

Ride-sharing app based in Austin takes over San Antonio, catering to college students
Malika Chauhan, Pulse Reporter April 11, 2024

Launched in 2021, Fetii is an Austin-based company that promotes ride-sharing groups to travel in decorated party buses and has begun to target a college audience. After one member of a group books a ride...

Space Week draws crowds amid the clouds

Space Week draws crowds amid the clouds

Second Space Week sparks learning and lights up community
Harper Horn-Clegg, News Reporter April 11, 2024

To commemorate the total solar eclipse on April 8, Trinity celebrated its second Space Week, beginning April 2 and running until the day of the eclipse. It included several interdisciplinary events: a...

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Campus gang wars ensue after TPD is accused of brutality
Boshua Bitra, News Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephanie White, sophomore business major, decided to attend Toilet Paper Department’s (TPD) April 2nd Copcorn...

Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center

Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center

Due to budget constraints, writing tutors are now AI
Bonica Bartinez, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. When essays are due, professors often urge students to consult the Writing Center. Starting next semester, this...

Course registration changes to series of student battles

Course registration changes to series of student battles

Students hope the new system will signal a change in academic advising
Bierra Boode, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Following complaints about the chaos and randomly selected times for course registration, Trinity has changed...

Tiger's Den (1)

Operation Blackout: Trinity’s response to drinking on campus

Optimal Buzz reincarnated, seeking to promote healthy habits for students
Boshua Bitra, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Operation Blackout debuted last Friday to rave reviews, providing promising feedback for the initiative backed...

Renting sex toys: Safety hazard or sexual necessity?

Renting sex toys: Safety hazard or sexual necessity?

Wellness Services now rents out sex toys as part of their condom project
Barper Born-Blegg, Snooze Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. After the success of the Condom Project by Health and Wellness Services in partnership with the San Antonio AIDS...

New master plan aims to make Trinity really stand out

New master plan aims to make Trinity really stand out

University pinky promises construction won’t take that long
Tara Hunter-Gatherer, Predator-in-Beef April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. With the increasingly large number of undergrad applicants and Trinity’s recent classification as a national...

Student marries LeeRoy statue in private ceremony

Student marries LeeRoy statue in private ceremony

Anonymous student makes the ultimate lifetime commitment to Trinity mascot
Ham Gristle, Snooze Editor April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. On April 1, one student anonymously revealed that they married the LeeRoy statue in a small, private ceremony...

Hoodie Allen singing to crowd at concert

Bryce Vine and Hoodie Allen ring in the return of SPB’s Spring Concerts

“No Interruptions” for the Trinity students who came for the food and music
Joshua Mitra, News Reporter March 30, 2024

The return of the Student Programming Board (SPB) Spring Concert series was headlined by headliner Bryce Vine and opener Hoodie Allen on Prassel Lawn. On March 22, 330 students attended the event, fulfilling...

Remembering historical legacies

Remembering historical legacies

César Chávez and Dolores Huerta events aim to memorialize history
Monica Martinez, News Reporter March 29, 2024

On March 21, Trinity held “¡Pa’lante Siempre!”, a forum conversation moderated by Norma Elia Cantú professor of modern languages and literatures, about the legacy of César Chávez and Dolores...