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Hot Rod, Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here STAFF PICK | LINKEDIN IS THE NEW TINDER Looking for a career-driven lover to wine and dine? The...

THE SLUDGE blushes while talking about NUTS.
email: hgirds@samaragerstle.com

‘Honestly a pretty cool dude’

The Sludge opens up about Trinity presence
Hambag Girdle, Damaging Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here You know him by many names: Slop, Goop, That Disgusting Stuff On The Sidewalk, but he says he only...

Forget in-person counseling, you’d BetterHelp yourselves

Forget in-person counseling, you’d BetterHelp yourselves

Trinity admin provides a brand-new alternative for mental healthcare
The Big D, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Trinity has offered counseling services as a free resource to students for decades. However, next...

Perhaps it’s not all so bad for us

Perhaps it’s not all so bad for us

Take a hike to Trinity’s newest dining establishment: Perhaps Dining Hall
The Big D, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Because Trinity is a small, residential school, many students rely on Mabee Dining Hall for reliable...

“I’m not gaslighting you, I’m forgiving you!”

“I’m not gaslighting you, I’m forgiving you!”

Mcmcmc Mcmc, Opinion Columnist April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here We’ve all had that ex who just doesn’t know when to quit. Our friends say they’re ‘toxic’...

Bad AO3 cover parody

The class I was sold to one direction

New fanfiction class offered by English department for the fall semester
A tired fanfic writer from 2012, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Trinity’s newest English class is turning heads as students start to plan their schedules for...

Upcoming events

Upcoming events

Lauren Roddis, Pulse Editor March 27, 2025

STAFF PICK | CHA-MOMENT Free admission, free parking and free chamoy tasting is the name of the game for the 3rd Annual Chamoy Challenge taking place on Saturday, March 29 from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Head over...

March showers will turn into April flowers

March showers will turn into April flowers

Kathryn Lemaire, Copy Editor March 27, 2025

This week marks the transition from March to April. The beginning of April has important astrological events that start a period of motivation and drive to complete dreams and goals. Spend this week focusing...

Althea Delwiche leans into the use of AI experimentation in the COMM classroom.

‘The rhetoric of technological inevitability’

Althea Delwiche speaks to her “Merging AI and Web Technologies” class
Devon Bellamy, Pulse Reporter March 27, 2025

AI is infiltrating many aspects of our daily lives. Althea Delwiche, professor and communication department chair, teaches a class that equips students to better understand the developing technology. Delwiche...

Wyatt Kenny always has a pouch of tuna in tow.

From tasting tuna to teaching tots

Rock identifier and fish connoisseur Wyatt Kenny talks OREC, working with kids and H-E-B Tuna Reviews
Keira Cahill, News Reporter March 27, 2025

Wyatt Kenny, junior earth and environmental geosciences major, goes by many names: Coach Wyatt, Outdoor Recreation leader, tuna-Instagram influencer and friend to many. While Kenny may be pretty much constantly...

Joy Areola poses for a headshot.

‘Don’t limit yourself’

Joy Areola chats SGA, being a senior and balancing all her endeavors
Lauren Roddis, Pulse Editor March 20, 2025

She’s a track and field student-athlete, a member of SPURS Sorority, an admissions office intern, a referee for intramural sports and the vice president of the African Student Association. Oh, and she’s...

TWIST members Ilsa Newland,  Kaelin Leishman and Veda Atluri tabling in Coates Student Center.

Uplifting Trinity’s women in STEM

TWIST, TUWIC and SWE discover, compute and engineer community
Riya Vankamamidi, Copy Editor March 20, 2025

About 32% of women in technology quit their jobs after one year, citing feelings of isolation in male-dominated work settings. At Trinity, there are a number of organizations for students to meet and uplift...