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Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Campus gang wars ensue after TPD is accused of brutality
Boshua Bitra, News Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephanie White, sophomore business major, decided to attend Toilet Paper Department’s (TPD) April 2nd Copcorn...