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Dying, dying, dead: Is the MCU still alive?

Dying, dying, dead: Is the MCU still alive?

Trinity students’ take on the state of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Parker Parent, Arts & Entertainment Reporter April 6, 2023

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is a series of films that began with the release of “Iron Man” in 2008 and has continued with 30 subsequent entries in the franchise. However, as the universe enters...

Anonymous Instagram accounts unmasked

Anonymous Instagram accounts unmasked

Unveiling the masterminds behind Trinity’s most notorious Instagram pages
Bate Blein, Intern March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Anonymous Instagram accounts that use school names and logos have been trending over the past...

Meet Queenie, nacho average mascot

Meet Queenie, nacho average mascot

LeeRoy’s drag fursona reintroduces herself to campus, spices up Trinity tradition
Babby Backson, Arts & Entertainment Reporter March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. We all know LeeRoy as Trinity’s friendly neighborhood tiger-man, who says a tiger can’t change...

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Murchison Tower levels up

A look into former president Handy Danderson’s secret gaming career
Bamira Burino, Arts & Entertainment Reporter March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Have you ever noticed the LED lights illuminating the Murchison Tower late at night? Or maybe...

“The Beast” brightens the skies of Trinity

“The Beast” brightens the skies of Trinity

Banessa "The Beast" Beastly’s inauguration events motivate new funding to security and the arts
Barker Barent, Arts & Entertainment Reporter March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Trinity recently welcomed its newest president, Banessa “The Beast” Beastly, with an elaborate...

Why "Velma" is the greatest show of all time

Why “Velma” is the greatest show of all time

Finally, the animation industry provides us with a true diamond in the rough
Bom Bighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  The realm of animation is one of complete and utter garbage. While there are exceptions (“Cars...

Theta Theta Veta: Trinity’s newest fraternity goes live

Theta Theta Veta: Trinity’s newest fraternity goes live

The new Greek organization that promises fame, fortune, and plenty of content
Bangelina B'Elia, Arts & Entertainment Editor March 30, 2023

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Greek life is once again expanding this semester, welcoming its newest co-ed fraternity with open...

This year’s top three films of SXSW

This year’s top three films of SXSW

The three best movies I saw during South by Southwest, a week-long festival
Om Dighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 23, 2023

I attended South by Southwest (SXSW) over spring break, and I’m still reeling from the experience. While the festival also consists of concerts, tech demos and keynotes, I was primarily interested in...

Responsibility and ethics in the true crime genre

Responsibility and ethics in the true crime genre

Ever-increasing growth in popularity and production of the genre raises questions
Abby Jackson, Arts & Entertainment Reporter March 23, 2023

Attempting to list even a majority of the murder, torture, abuse and scandal cases covered by some form of true crime media would take up this article’s entire word count, and it still wouldn’t begin...

New on-campus music festival coming this April

New on-campus music festival coming this April

Prassel lawn to host the inaugural KRTUfest featuring local, Trinity-connected bands
Parker Parent, Arts & Entertainment Reporter March 23, 2023

Trinity is welcoming a brand new campus tradition this year with KRTUfest, an on-campus music festival. The event will include live music from four local bands with Trinity connections, a food truck and...

Image of Chai, main character of Hi-Fi Rush, doing the classic Sonic Adventure pose, color version

“Hi-Fi Rush” is headbangingly good

Tango Gameworks’ new surprise release video game will knock your socks off
Om Dighe, Arts and Entertainment Columnist March 9, 2023

“Hi-Fi Rush” is a 2023 rhythm-based action video game from developer Tango Gameworks (“The Evil Within” series) and publisher Bethesda Softworks (“The Elder Scrolls” series). The game follows...

If you give a bear cocaine, she’ll want a movie to go with it

If you give a bear cocaine, she’ll want a movie to go with it

Hot take: Maybe the real Cocaine Bear was the friends we made along the way
Parker Parent, Arts and Entertainment Reporter March 9, 2023

When I sat down that fateful Sunday for a matinee showing of “Cocaine Bear,” I didn’t expect to leave the theater a changed person — and I didn’t — but it was more fun than I thought it would...