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Trinity University Chrmber Singers bond at Moo Ranch

Trinity University Chrmber Singers bond at Moo Ranch

Students partake in singing games, barnyard fun, and human sacrifice!
Frieda Breasts, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. At the beginning of the year, Trinity’s Chamamber Singers went to a retreat at Moo Ranch, an abandoned farmhouse...

‘Survivor’ takes over City Vista selection

‘Survivor’ takes over City Vista selection

How students are planning for housing around the recent change
Para Lasses, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. This year, Trinity’s Residential Life office made some significant alterations to the City Vista apartment selection...

Write shorter books: A Plea to Stephen King

Write shorter books: A Plea to Stephen King

King has recently been hit with numerous allegations regarding his books from 40 years ago
Omerika Digthony Esquire, Farts Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephen Edwin King is one of the most respected writers to have ever lived, with many of his novels and short...

Photograph by Cam Kenefick. Fool's Brunch will take place in the Café Theater at 8:00 p.m. on Thursday, March 28.

Fool’s Brunch: Exploring Trinity’s newest recurring drag show

After its first performance last semester, Fool’s Brunch returns with a larger cast and production
Lottie Correia, Arts Reporter March 29, 2024

Following its success last year, the Fool’s Brunch drag show returned Thursday, March 28. All the cast and crew are Trinity students, and this semester’s production will have eight performers. Fool’s...

Things get real bloody in “Love Lies Bleeding”

Rose Glass makes her triumphant return with a pulpy, sweaty and bloody good time
Om Dighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 29, 2024

“Love Lies Bleeding” is a romantic thriller from Rose Glass (“Saint Maud”), and it follows gym manager Lou as she falls for bodybuilder Jackie. However, their love story turns murky when they get...

‘Aftershock’: The Epidemic of Black Maternal Mortality

‘Aftershock’: The Epidemic of Black Maternal Mortality

Students respond to Partners in Health Engage’s screening of ‘Aftershock’
Lara Lashus, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 21, 2024

“Aftershock,” a documentary film that highlights individuals in the fight against the Black maternal health crisis in the United States, was shown in a screening presented by Trinity clubs Partners...

The rise of multi-part films

The rise of multi-part films

Standalone films are starting to become an endangered species
Om Dighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 21, 2024

On Feb. 26, Warner Bros. Pictures released the official trailer for Kevin Costner’s epic Western “Horizon: An American Saga,” set to be released in theaters later this year. However, the film is...

(Left to right) Freshman Arwen Loxsom playing Wren, freshman Arlo Castilan playing Vern, sophomore Em Miller playing Ginny, and freshman Besty Hammer playing Lulie. Wren talks to the other women about being a lesbian.

TUPS produces ‘5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche’ early this April

This campy, queer comedy explores gay relationships with an irreverent twist
Lottie Correia, Arts Reporter March 21, 2024

The Trinity University Players (TUPS) is putting on a production of “5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche,” written by Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood. This continues TUPS’ tradition of members directing a...

‘Dune: Part Two’ is a breathtaking conclusion to a sci-fi epic

‘Dune: Part Two’ is a breathtaking conclusion to a sci-fi epic

The second half of ‘Dune’ is better than its predecessor in practically every way
Om Dighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist March 7, 2024

“Dune: Part Two” is the latest film from acclaimed filmmaker Denis Villeneuve, and it serves as the second part of his two-part adaptation of Frank Herbert’s iconic sci-fi epic “Dune.” The story...

Welcome to the new zine scene on campus

Welcome to the new zine scene on campus

The Trinity Art Collective makes a mark on campus’ creative community
Lara Lashus, Arts & Entertainment Columnist February 29, 2024

The Trinity Art Collective, Trinity's foremost all-things-art club, held their inaugural zine-making event at their Feb. 9 meeting in the Jim and Janet Dicke Art Building. “Scattered Zine” is the title...

‘Avatar’ remake misses certain key elements

‘Avatar’ remake misses certain key elements

In an attempt to be more ‘mature,’ the series loses some of the original’s depth
Sarah Fisher, Editor-in-Chief February 29, 2024

The new live-action “Avatar: The Last Airbender” (“A:TLA”) opens at the beginning of the war that looms over the whole series. The audience is immediately greeted with an action-packed chase sequence...

‘Madame Web’ is impressively terrible

‘Madame Web’ is impressively terrible

Sony’s Spider-Man Universe releases another hilariously awful movie
Om Dighe, Arts & Entertainment Columnist February 29, 2024

“Madame Web” is a superhero film from director and co-writer S.J. Clarkson (“Marvel’s Jessica Jones”), and it follows paramedic Cassie Webb who, after gaining the power of clairvoyance, must...