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Tigers sink the Pirates in Senior Weekend sweep

Trinity Softball wraps up home schedule with three crucial conference wins against SCAC rivals

Caleb Reed, Sports Editor • April 18, 2024

Trinity Tiger Softball swept their fourth conference series of the season last weekend, defeating the Pirates of conference rival Southwestern University in three straight games to end the home portion...

Wemby struggles to support Spurs

Despite Wembanyama’s best efforts, the Spurs are once again in a lottery position

Scott Lebo, Sports Reporter • April 18, 2024

Even though the San Antonio Spurs have long since been eliminated from competition in the NBA playoffs, there remains a certain sense of optimism around the team’s ongoing rebuild. Last year’s first-overall...

Open for business: MLB’s Opening Day recap

A look at the early successes and failures of the 2024 MLB season

John Thweatt, Sports Reporter • April 18, 2024

Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is as American as Wonder Bread. At some point in either late March or early April, millions of people rejoice in cracking open a cold beer, scarfing down a few hot...

Online era shapes the future of women’s sports

Strategic use of social media has been key to drawing fans and viewers to women’s sports.

Scott Lebo, Sports Reporter • April 11, 2024

The call for female athletes to get fairly paid has been around for years, but that money just doesn’t exist due to the lack of equal viewership, advertisement, merchandise and more. Unfortunately, this...

Finally, it’s the Final Four

NCAA College basketball season comes to an exciting close as men’s March Madness tournament is in the books

Cole Isaacson, Sports Reporter • April 11, 2024

March Madness came to an end in early April as the University of Connecticut Huskies won the national championship 75-60 over the Purdue University Boilermakers. The Huskies and Boilermakers were two of...

The Locker Room: National Champion Neely Burns

Burns’s thoughts on title, decision to join Trinity and differences between heat and humidity

Caleb Reed, Sports Editor • April 11, 2024

When Sophomore Neely Burns crossed the line to finish the 400 IM at the NCAA Division III swim meet, she became the first national champion for Trinity women’s swim and dive in the program’s history,...

Tigers win against Austin College in the weekend series

Trinity softball dominates offensively in a three-game series against the ‘Roos

John Thweatt, Sports Reporter • April 11, 2024

Austin College visited the Tigers this weekend, only to meet the claws. In an offensive smoke show on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon, Trinity scored a combined 23 runs compared to Austin College’s...

No goats in the Hall of Fame

The case against Tom Brady’s so-called “Hall of Fame” legacy

Shy Shy Lebeauf, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Everyone has heard the narrative: Tom Brady is the greatest player in NFL history. Fans across the NFL, specifically...

Who truly is the best? Mascot battle to answer biggest question in college sports

College mascot cage match to decide the best school in the nation

Tiger Correspondent, Shorts Peddler • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. For years, college sports fans have tried to answer one simple question: Who’s the best? Some argue that the...

Jerheme Urban to return to the field after 25-year absence

Taking advantage of COVID year, Urban returns for Mega-Senior season

Overhyped Tiger Fan, Shorts Peddler • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. With spring football practices rolling around, a familiar face has been spotted in a new position. Trinity football...

Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Ohtani’s recent gambling allegations have fans questioning his true identity

Big Money, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The Dodgers took a chance this offseason and signed former Los Angeles Angel Shohei Ohtani for a ten-year, $700...

March Madness takes a new form

64 teams compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine who can create the best memes

King Memememememe, Reposter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. March is an important time of year for college basketball programs across the country, but studies have shown...