Illustration by Andrea Nebhut

Aries: Clowns

You have a chaotic energy about you, Aries, and you need the world to see it. You keep people on their toes, and everyone is still trying to figure you out.

Taurus: Silly Bandz

You’re strong and dependable, Taurus. You have the ability to be still and listen to others for long periods of time, and you’re flexible enough to accommodate them which is what other people need.

Gemini: Fyre Fest

You’re always looking for the party, Gemini, even if it means flying out to a nonexistent festival. Even in the face of trouble, you know how to let loose and have fun.

Cancer: Fidget spinners

You’re sentimental, and you want to help others. Your strong intuitions make you more emotionally connected to the people that depend on you.

Leo: Harlem Shake/Gangnam Style

You’re a trendsetter, Leo. Out of all the fads, you’re the one that brought the most amount of people together. You’re the glue that holds all the puzzle pieces.

Virgo: Vine/Tik Tok

A loyal sign, you’re a classic. You have the ability to make sure your friends remember you even more when you’re not there in person.

Libra: The cup song

You’re social without even trying and you love playing moderator. Much like the cups, you have the ability to put your friends together. Although sometimes aloof, you have the humanitarianism to understand their feelings.

Scorpio: Vodka Crans/Cronuts

Passionate and resourceful are just strategies that help you perform on your toes. If you find a passion, you keep up with it. Just remember not to hyperfixate on one obsession and try new things.

Sagittarius: Hoverboards

You make more promises than you can deliver, similar to the hoverboard being a fad that arrived before its time. You’re idealistic, but you make people stop and think about what you said.

Capricorn: Mannequin challenge

You’re serious, you’re determined and you’re not one to back down from a challenge. How long can you keep your stone face before letting someone know your real emotions, Capricorn?

Aquarius: Area 51/Bush did 9/11

Dear Aquarius, what is it about conspiracy theories that excite you? Your imaginative mind is always running wild, and you love gravitating to what’s unique and away from the norm.

Pisces: Ice Bucket Challenge/Kony 2012

You care about people, Pisces, and you want the world to see it too. You have a way to get your voice across and you can be empathetic enough for people to listen.