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Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Oh-Gambler: Involvement with the mob?

Shohei Ohtani’s recent gambling allegations have fans questioning his true identity
Big Money, Reposter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The Dodgers took a chance this offseason and signed former Los Angeles Angel Shohei Ohtani for a ten-year, $700...

March Madness takes a new form

March Madness takes a new form

64 teams compete in a single-elimination tournament to determine who can create the best memes
King Memememememe, Reposter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. March is an important time of year for college basketball programs across the country, but studies have shown...

4/5 crossword: somethings and someones

4/5 crossword: somethings and someones

April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Do it online! Across 2. something now sold with condoms 6. something the tower is 8. something trinity...

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You don’t read the Trinitonian? Keep that to yourself

Ivanna Job-Bek, Currently Unemployed April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. I’m going to level with y’all: working for the Trinitonian as long as I have has not been a wholly pleasant...

Sports is about more than the games

Sports is about more than the games

No matter your expertise, it’s not hard to be a fan.
Caleb Reed, Sports Editor March 31, 2024

I know, I know, this is a super controversial take from the Sports Editor, but bear with me. I love watching sports at any level — from the brightest lights of a world championship to the smallest pickup...

TUPD spreading awareness by hosting Thursdays Milk and Cookies

TUPD: What it means to “protect and serve”

Officers and staff of TUPD share insight into their service
Daniel Itkins, Pulse Reporter March 30, 2024

The Trinity University Police Department (TUPD) is tasked with ensuring the safety of everyone on campus, and TUPD believes that communication and understanding is essential in order to reinforce the common...

editorial

I get that you love your dog — but don’t let it jump on me

Sarah Fisher, Editor-in-Chief March 30, 2024

I’ve had a phobia of dogs for as long as I can remember. No, I don’t have a specific trauma related to a dog attacking me or anything, which I feel like I should explain based on the number of times...

Hoodie Allen singing to crowd at concert

Bryce Vine and Hoodie Allen ring in the return of SPB’s Spring Concerts

“No Interruptions” for the Trinity students who came for the food and music
Joshua Mitra, News Reporter March 30, 2024

The return of the Student Programming Board (SPB) Spring Concert series was headlined by headliner Bryce Vine and opener Hoodie Allen on Prassel Lawn. On March 22, 330 students attended the event, fulfilling...

Sophomores Khushi Kakadia, Diya Contractor, and Riya Vankamamidi smiling after throwing gulal on each other.

Holi’s flying colors over Prassel Lawn

Students reflect on SASA’s Holi celebration and the importance of cultural events on Trinity’s campus
Omar Ratrut, Pulse Reporter March 29, 2024

The purples of mountain laurel blossoms and the yellows of pollen were far from the only colors filling campus on March 23. For many South Asian students, the beginning of spring is marked by vibrant colors,...

Previously, on SGA: The fastest funding you ever did see

Previously, on SGA: The fastest funding you ever did see

Ava Peinhardt, Managing Editor March 29, 2024

This covers the SGA meeting held on March 27 Climate Check: Assistant Treasurer Avery Lim mentioned that, following SGA’s recent funding of the semester’s remaining Nacho Hours, she noticed that...

Remembering historical legacies

Remembering historical legacies

César Chávez and Dolores Huerta events aim to memorialize history
Monica Martinez, News Reporter March 29, 2024

On March 21, Trinity held “¡Pa’lante Siempre!”, a forum conversation moderated by Norma Elia Cantú professor of modern languages and literatures, about the legacy of César Chávez and Dolores...

Photograph by Cam Kenefick. Fools Brunch will take place in the Café Theater at 8:00 p.m. on Thursday, March 28.

Fool’s Brunch: Exploring Trinity’s newest recurring drag show

After its first performance last semester, Fool’s Brunch returns with a larger cast and production
Lottie Correia, Arts Reporter March 29, 2024

Following its success last year, the Fool’s Brunch drag show returned Thursday, March 28. All the cast and crew are Trinity students, and this semester’s production will have eight performers. Fool’s...

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