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Killer rat cocaine rave in CSI presents ethical questions

Killer rat cocaine rave in CSI presents ethical questions

Smell Fart, Opinion Columnist April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here   Amidst a new series of drug trials on rats in the neuroscience department, the rats have...

Fund “Start ‘em Young,”  teach children poker, now.

Fund “Start ‘em Young,” teach children poker, now.

Jizz Pizz, Opinion Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Everyone knows that poker benefits young, developing minds. To spread the many benefits of poker,...

You should love the construction on campus

You should love the construction on campus

Im Richer, Opinion Columnist April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Lately, Trinity’s campus has been seemingly consumed by endless fences, caution tape, and construction...

Guest Column: Let’s calm down about trans athletes

Morgan Powers, Guest Columnist March 27, 2025

So it seems people have noticed Trinity’s recent policy change, and have some opinions. Yet with those opinions come some misinformation, which I feel compelled to respond to. Firstly, let’s look...

Vive la renovation!

Vive la renovation!

McCaden McClure, Opinion Columnist March 27, 2025

Does this scenario sound familiar? You come back from summer break with your bags full and ready to move in, but when you reach your dorm you see orange netting and signage everywhere. Rebar and dirt piles...

Butterflies

The most important monarchs around

Dylan Wilford, Copy Editor/Opinion Columnist March 27, 2025

Butterflies used to be a routine part of the outdoors, but they’ve started to become a distant memory. A recent study published in Science indicated that the U.S. butterfly populations have drastically...

Guest Column: Is Instagram really worth it?

Jasmine Evenstad, Guest Columnist March 20, 2025

I have been an addict for 10 years. In fourth grade, I downloaded Instagram thinking that it was just a photo editing app. In the time since then, the platform has evolved into what is now: a ubiquitous...

Sports editor statement on Trinity transgender participation policy

Colin Houston, Sports Editor March 20, 2025

The Trinity student body received an email on March 19 informing us that Trinity Athletics’ policy on transgender participation in women’s sports had changed. Women’s sports at Trinity are now exclusive...

The CELCs office

New Strategic PlanOur new strategic plan: liberal arts vs. employers

Adom Richards, Opinion Columnist March 20, 2025

Trinity released a new strategic plan to students on Feb. 21 for the school’s future after its position in college rankings skyrocketed the past year. The strategic plan includes creating an office for...

Transphobes don’t care about women’s sports

Transphobes don’t care about women’s sports

Dylan Wilford, Copy Editor/Opinion Columnist March 20, 2025

Since its creation in 1972, Title IX built infrastructure to grow organized women’s sports in the United States. However, since 2022, transphobes have weaponized sports to discriminate against transgender...

Break the system without breaking your wallet

Break the system without breaking your wallet

McCaden McClure, Opinion Columnist March 6, 2025

If you’re anything like me, your bank account leaks money from subscriptions and online purchases. In our digital age, it’s far easier to buy things on the internet than to go out and shop. Even so,...

What’s the point of unpaid internships?

Will Sharp, Opinion Columnist March 6, 2025

In theory, the purpose of an unpaid internship is to gain experience and wisdom in the professional world while building a network of business connections. However, the truth is: unpaid internships aren’t...