For the final editorial of the year, the production team would like to present what we’ve learned over many a Wednesday night spent in the Dungeon — our final project, if you will. Turns out putting...
Anna Rudegeair is a TikTok user known for her signature “crust level check” videos. In each one, she implores people to stop scrolling and walk through a checklist with her to reveal their current...
A student turns in an assignment a day past the due date, and their grade drops. A professor takes two weeks to grade what they said they would return in two days, and the most a student can do is complain...
This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.
The Trinibonian newsroom has a certain reputation for being far away, dark and slightly dingy. Tucked...
Don’t know what a parasocial relationship is? Search “Taylor Swift Eras Tour” on Twitter, and you’ll get thousands of examples. Fans calling her “mother” or “lover,” writing directly to...
We can hear you. We can hear the echoes of your roommate’s complaints from the second floor of Coates Student Center. We can hear you name-dropping at local coffeeshops, and we can even hear the Greek...
Trinity isn’t known for its school spirit. It’s not known for having a warring student body rife with controversy, either. We all know both of these things make for a more entertaining college experience,...
College is stressful. Being an adult is stressful. Will the grind ever stop? If there is a higher power, does it have any mercy for our endless toil and suffering?
It’s OK, here’s some Play-Doh.
There’s...
About two weeks after a train carrying hazardous materials derailed in East Palestine, Ohio, residents who had evacuated are coming back home. So is journalist Evan Lambert, after his arrest at a press...
This editorial could be summed up in six words: please stop canoodling in the library. With a few more words, we could add the Coates Student Center, the hammocks outside the chapel and really anywhere...
For as sedentary as it makes us, Zoom has made us forget the importance of rest.
This week, Trinity announced that students would attend class virtually due to inclement weather on Tuesday, Jan. 31...
Eleven people have died since Monday, Jan. 21, when a shooter made his way through Lunar New Year celebrations in Monterey Park, California. Eleven people whose families and friends are reeling from an...
