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One of our valiant heroes, Shy Shy LeBeauf, looks ponderously into the distance, regarding the great service he has done for the world with his artform.

GOOD NEWS!!! TWO MORE WHITE GUYS GOT A PODCAST

Waddy Worrom, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Rejoice! The moment everyone has been waiting for is finally here! Two more white guys have started...

Mosquitos celebrate a successful season of sabotage in the Bell Center.

Nature or sabotage?

Shameron Kill attributes sub-par season to mosquito in his office
Cailyn Austin, Squirts Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here After a disappointing 2024-25 season for Trinity women’s basketball, many were left wondering...

A Trinity men’s soccer player has an extremely productive practice with his new fuel.

Trinity sports are super dope… too dope?

Trinity somehow passes policy permitting doping in athletic competitions
Cailyn Austin, Squirts Editor April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here On April 1, Trinity’s athletic director Kob Bing rolled out a policy that stunned the NCAA community....

Graphic released by Trinity during their campaign to make the school safer.

Trinity takes NCAA mandate a step further

Trinity acts for women’s safety in sports, banning certain genetic makeups and builds from competition
Shy Shy Lebeauf, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Trinity has taken the NCAA and Trump administration’s stance further, banning all female athletes...

Trap and skeet brings out the big guns... Big hard guns... Rock hard guns.

Trap & Skeet Shooting launches controversial missile program

They plan to hit more targets, but at what cost?
Isaac Coleson, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here This past Tuesday, March 31, Trinity announced a new missile program for trap and skeet shooting....

Trinity admin launches betting app TigerDual

Trinity admin launches betting app TigerDual

Two-Timing Tony Bone-Marrow, Reporter April 3, 2025

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here At the beginning of the 2025-26 academic year, Trinity will launch a new app, TigerDual. Next year,...

The Roar Within: Episode 5

Scott Lebo and Cole Isaacson April 3, 2025

It’s already Episode 5 of The Roar Within: A Trinitonian Sports Podcast! This episode features senior basketball star, Josie Napoli! Josie joins our hosts to dive into her career in and passion for basketball,...

Jordan Arce throws a pitch in a losing effort to TLU, a game which got out of hand in the third inning

Tigers’ win streak spoiled by TLU

TLU sweeps season series against Trinity
Anthony Romero, Sports Reporter March 27, 2025

After a six-game winning streak for the Tigers, the top two teams of the SCAC squared off on March 25 as Trinity University hosted conference leaders and No. 8 ranked Texas Lutheran University. The Tigers...

Neely Burns, an  eight-time All-American and  nine-time SCAC champion, poses for NCAA media day.

All-Americans new and old at nationals

Swimming and diving ends season with All-Americans despite no first place winners
Maddy Morrow, Sports Reporter March 27, 2025

Seven Trinity athletes competed in the NCAA swimming and diving championships from March 19 to March 22 in Greensboro, N.C. in the championship. The Tigers smiled, dabbed and swam through the weekend en...

Garrett Landin, Peyton Thibault and Justin Parker run the Sports Information Department.

The people who make it happen

Trinity’s Sports Information Department works behind the scenes to spotlight Tiger athletes
Cole Isaacson, Sports Reporter March 27, 2025

Across the nation, whether it’s Trinity alumni, families or interested students and faculty, there are people invested in sports at Trinity. To stay up to date, fans may look at Trinity Athletics’...

Trinity women’s soccer visits the stadium of Club Atlético San Lorenzo de Almagro in Buenos Aires.

Spring break down south in Argentina

Women’s soccer practiced with pros with eyes to next season
Scott Lebo, Sports Reporter March 27, 2025

As the reigning World Cup champions and home to a player many consider the greatest of all time, Argentina is a country that bleeds the beautiful game. Over spring break, it also played host to reigning...

The Roar Within: Episode 4

Scott Lebo and Cole Isaacson March 27, 2025

We’re back for Episode 4 of The Roar Within: A Trinitonian Sports Podcast! This episode features senior pitcher for Trinity baseball, Luke Pfeifer! Luke joins Scott and Cole to dive into his career in...