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Danny Nguyen leaves a mark on Trinity student culture

Many students on campus know his name, but who is the president of SGA, really?
Ashlyn Gillespie, Pulse Reporter April 11, 2024

Hardworking, optimistic and perseverant. While these three words were self-described, they reflect all he’s accomplished in his time at Trinity. Danny Nguyen is a senior marketing and communication double-major,...

Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity

Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity

The incoming scooter-only lanes may impede travel through upper campus
Al K. Seltzer, False Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. After receiving many complaints about students on electric scooters hitting passersby on the sidewalks, Trinity...

New installment announced to improve Trinity’s accessibility

New installment announced to improve Trinity’s accessibility

Trinity motions to build a chairlift and zipline between upper and lower campus
Al K. Seltzer, False Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. We protested, and Trinity finally responded. In light of a student-led protest regarding the accessibility of...

Trinity student celebrates a particularly nasty 19

Trinity student celebrates a particularly nasty 19

Students share their concerns over recent birthday fountain dunk contamination
Walmart Ratrut, False Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. The birthday fountain dunk is a long-standing tradition many students look forward to when committing to Trinity....

FBI Agent (3)

FBI investigates Trinity: Alleged multi-million embezzlement

They are coming for us. No one is safe. Burn all your documents and run...
Drex Dada, False Reporter April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Wistopher B. Cray, director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, revealed that Trinity University has been...

Purresident for the win! Felix wins the support and adoration of all his fans!

Purresident for the win! Felix wins the support and adoration of all his fans!

Felix will do so many wonderful things for all of cat society! Hear all about them!
Oxford Comma, Opinion Editor April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Trinity University’s Cat Alliance (CAT) is a registered student organization dedicated to caring for our beloved...

Dr. Phil on Trinity Campus

Dr. Phil to spend a week at Trinity University

SGA approved Dr. Phil's coming to campus the week of April 8 for several projects
Diki Sheller, Intern April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. As of March 21, at the last SGA Finance Committee Meeting, SGA has officially approved self-help guru and television...

TUPD spreading awareness by hosting Thursday's Milk and Cookies

TUPD: What it means to “protect and serve”

Officers and staff of TUPD share insight into their service
Daniel Itkins, Pulse Reporter March 30, 2024

The Trinity University Police Department (TUPD) is tasked with ensuring the safety of everyone on campus, and TUPD believes that communication and understanding is essential in order to reinforce the common...

Freshman Joylynn Jogee pouring gulal on her friend

Holi’s flying colors over Prassel Lawn

Students reflect on SASA’s Holi celebration and the importance of cultural events on Trinity’s campus
Omar Ratrut, Pulse Reporter March 29, 2024

The purples of mountain laurel blossoms and the yellows of pollen were far from the only colors filling campus on March 23. For many South Asian students, the beginning of spring is marked by vibrant colors,...

Puzzling pursuits: Wordle, Connections and crosswords puzzles galore

Puzzling pursuits: Wordle, Connections and crosswords puzzles galore

Students share their daily rituals surrounding the pervasive New York Times games
Omar Ratrut, Pulse Reporter March 21, 2024

While for the everyday college student, screen time may be dominated by time working on assignments from the confines of a Canvas tab, many may also take time to indulge in a series of brain-stimulating...

They really mean no harm: The buzz about Bee Club

They really mean no harm: The buzz about Bee Club

Bee Club talks the appeal of the bees, the environment and their own community
Daniel Itkins, Pulse Reporter March 21, 2024

Initially founded in 2012, Bee Club was created for students to beekeep and engage with the environment. However, it has changed significantly in the past few years, offering renewed opportunities for...

A complete residence hall review

A complete residence hall review

Students reflect on current housing options around campus and provide advice
Ashlyn Gillespie, Pulse Reporter March 21, 2024

Calvert Hall: Leo, sophomore accounting and finance double-major “Calvert isn’t that bad. I’ve heard a lot of people hate on Calvert, but Calvert’s really pretty good. It’s really close to...