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The Student News Site of Trinity University

Trinitonian

Chartreuse carpets, revolving shoe racks and bidets

Chartreuse carpets, revolving shoe racks and bidets

ResLife announces new interior design changes to campus housing available Fall 2026
Baith Blahbanji, Pulse Reporter March 26, 2026

*This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. Residential Life announced new interior design plans for campus housing in a March 25 email sent...

A shitty situation?

Ranking Trinity fraternity bathrooms on aesthetic, functionality and cleanliness
Junilla Pleas, False Editor March 25, 2026

*This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. With a red solo cup in hand and NLE Choppa blaring in the background, you may find yourself in a...

Baseball or boozeball?

Baseball or boozeball?

New study from TU Health Services indicates men’s baseball team is responsible for consuming over 90 percent of alcohol at Trinity
Beera Cuhcold, Pulse Reporter March 25, 2026

*This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. A study on student alcohol consumption released March 25 from TU Health Services discovered that...

AI Slop or Sloppy Students?

AI Slop or Sloppy Students?

Trinity now allows AI humanoids to enroll in classes
Cherry Garcia, Pulse Reporter March 25, 2026

*This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. That’s right, folks, you’ve heard it here first. Trinity is now allowing artificially intelligent...

Aliens take over Parker Chapel

Aliens take over Parker Chapel

Chapel and Spiritual Life declares Scientology as Trinity’s official religious affiliation
Bariska Bhalikov, Pulse Reporter March 23, 2026

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. On March 24, Chapel and Spiritual Life (CSL) declared the Church of Scientology Trinity’s official...

Kids' Apparel section

Wearing bright futures

SA Threads embarks on a mission to uplift children facing adversity
Faith Olabanji, News Reporter April 25, 2025

Since 2014, San Antonio Threads has emerged as a prominent non-profit organization dedicated to providing at-risk youth with a safe, nurturing shopping experience. The non-profit provides free, high...

Ever wonder what a professor does over the summer?

Ever wonder what a professor does over the summer?

Three Trinity professors share their summer plans: research, trips and all
Beau Diede, Pulse Reporter April 25, 2025

Trinity students fill their summers with anything from on-campus research to internships and programs on the other side of the world. Professors, too, throw themselves into a wide range of summer-pursuits....

Upcoming events to close out the semester

Upcoming events to close out the semester

Devon Bellamy, Pulse Reporter April 25, 2025

Like BuJo? See it in 3D — Irrationally Speaking Calling all artists! Take a quick trip off-campus to indulge in the art of putting two things together at Irrationally Speaking, a contemporary art...

RITA URQUIJO-RUIZ’s book is a guide to Latinx culture made for any level of study.

Crafting a handbook ‘that matters’

Urquijo-Ruiz wins prestigious award for her newest book
Sam Kamas, Sports Reporter April 25, 2025

Professor Rita Urquijo-Ruiz specializes in Spanish, Latinx cultural and LGBTQ+ studies and has been a part of the Trinity community for over 18 years. Currently, she is the chair of the department of modern...

Three students share what it takes to become a triple-threat

Power, Limones and Broussard balance extracurriculars, social life and three majors
Beau Diede, Pulse Reporter April 18, 2025

Three triple majors are here to give us the inside scoop: how passion, time management and interdisciplinary connections can create a unique and fulfilling journey in college. Emma Power is a senior...

Slangin’ with the Slavs

Slangin’ with the Slavs

SLA bands together to share tea, snacks and conversation
Devon Bellamy, Pulse Reporter April 18, 2025

Guests are served first at events held by Trinity’s Slavic Language Association. Tea, sweet treats — think Slavic Little Debbie — and the latest slang translated into Russian filled the room at the...

Sowing community seeds

Sowing community seeds

Trinity’s Bee Club and Gardening Club are buzzing with excitement
Sam Kamas, Sports Reporter April 18, 2025

Everywhere you look on Trinity’s campus, there’s nature. From petting the Trinicats to enjoying the campus’s various green spaces, students have many options to fulfill their outdoor needs. However,...

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