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• April 4, 2024
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#EXPOSED: Fizz’s new update to reveal anonymity
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• April 4, 2024
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Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity
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• April 4, 2024
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Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center
Due to budget constraints, writing tutors are now AI
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• April 4, 2024
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Course registration changes to series of student battles
Students hope the new system will signal a change in academic advising
Bierra Boode, Snooze Reporter
• April 4, 2024
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• April 4, 2024
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Renting sex toys: Safety hazard or sexual necessity?
Wellness Services now rents out sex toys as part of their condom project
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• April 4, 2024
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New master plan aims to make Trinity really stand out
University pinky promises construction won’t take that long
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• April 4, 2024
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Our walls aren’t thin enough
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Connel Angus, Opinion Columnist
• April 4, 2024
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• April 4, 2024
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Three years is not enough. We need a lifetime residency requirement.
Bean Benry Bach, Copy Editor
• April 4, 2024
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