This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.    Zero students were in attendance. Climate Check: President Daniel Newton began...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Bruce Thomas Residence Hall has come under the immediate acquisition of the Secure, Contain, Protect...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. Nearing the end of Women’s History Month, Trinity Athletics made a consequential budgetary decision:...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here https://trinitonian.com/category/special-sections/ The SCAC, better known as the Southern Collegiate...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  When I was named a captain of Swashbucklers for the upcoming school year last week, I knew it...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Anonymous Instagram accounts that use school names and logos have been trending over the past...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here. We all know LeeRoy as Trinity’s friendly neighborhood tiger-man, who says a tiger can’t change...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Have you ever noticed the LED lights illuminating the Murchison Tower late at night? Or maybe...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Trinity recently welcomed its newest president, Banessa “The Beast” Beastly, with an elaborate...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  The realm of animation is one of complete and utter garbage. While there are exceptions (“Cars...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here.  Greek life is once again expanding this semester, welcoming its newest co-ed fraternity with open...