This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Lately, Trinity’s campus has been seemingly consumed by endless fences, caution tape, and construction...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here It’s a vulture! It’s a group of obnoxious first-years! No! It’s Beze Underground! The secret’s...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Have you ever watched a film so profoundly moving that you couldn’t stop crying during the screening?...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Although Trinity released a revised meal plan for the 2025-2026 semester a month ago, they recently...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Effective immediately, Trinity students are required to use a minimum of 450 swipes per semester...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here This past Tuesday, March 31, Trinity announced a new missile program for trap and skeet shooting....

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here At the beginning of the 2025-26 academic year, Trinity will launch a new app, TigerDual. Next year,...

This piece is entirely satirical. Read the rest of our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian, here Trinity’s newest English class is turning heads as students start to plan their schedules for...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephanie White, sophomore business major, decided to attend Toilet Paper Department’s (TPD) April 2nd Copcorn...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Last year, I wrote a piece on my initiative to bring positive change to the Swashbucklers through my benevolent...

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Starting April 5, all creator posts on Fizz will become non-anonymous, revealing every user and their online comments....