Trinitonian

Trinitonian editor v.s. Chat GPT: Who did it better?

Using AI to do your work might render your actual intelligence artificial

Diya Contractor, Opinion Editor • September 5, 2024

Long long ago, when dinosaurs and some of our current presidential candidates roamed the earth, people used to wait for a modem to start up to use the internet. Now some of my classmates rely on AI to...

Taking advantage of top-tier Tiger athletics

Trinity University flourishes with both academic and athletic success

Caleb Reed, Sports Editor • September 5, 2024

Trinity students are a fortunate group. The campus, within walking distance of everything a student needs, is home to some of the best academics in the US. In addition to a world-class education, Tigers...

Decorate your dorm with newspaper flowers

Learn how to make traditional tissue paper flowers with a newspaper twist

Catherine Zarr, Pulse Editor • April 18, 2024

Growing up and attending elementary school in San Antonio, you would think that “making tissue paper flowers for Fiesta” was part of the Texas Essential Knowledge and Skills (TEKS). Every year without...

The History of Fiesta in San Antonio

As the Fiesta season comes around, the town lights up with vibrant events, but where do these traditions come from?

Niki Heller, Intern • April 18, 2024

Today, Fiesta San Antonio spans 17 days and is a testament to our city’s prosperity. It’s not just a festival but a true community effort. Over 100 local nonprofit groups and 75,000 volunteers come...

The Trinity student’s ultimate guide to Fiesta 2024

Join in on San Antonio’s 100th annual Fiesta celebrations!

Hazel Mitchel-Gevirtz, Visual Editor/Special Sections Editor • April 18, 2024

Whether Trinity University brought you to San Antonio for the very first time or you’re a San Antonio native, we can all agree that San Antonio during Fiesta is like nowhere else. The lively mix of parades,...

Student resuscitated after a deadly snack

Campus gang wars ensue after TPD is accused of brutality

Boshua Bitra, News Reporter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Stephanie White, sophomore business major, decided to attend Toilet Paper Department’s (TPD) April 2nd Copcorn...

SGA is now Swashbuckler Government Association

After a year of my leadership, I’ve taken the Swashbucklers campus-wide

Captain Cailyn Austin, Source • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Last year, I wrote a piece on my initiative to bring positive change to the Swashbucklers through my benevolent...

#EXPOSED: Fizz’s new update to reveal anonymity

The top-secret app where students mock students just became less top-secret

BDEVE, Farts Editor • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Starting April 5, all creator posts on Fizz will become non-anonymous, revealing every user and their online comments....

Hey, watch out! Scooters are on the rise at Trinity

The incoming scooter-only lanes may impede travel through upper campus

Al K. Seltzer, False Reporter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. After receiving many complaints about students on electric scooters hitting passersby on the sidewalks, Trinity...

Robot Takeover: AI runs writing center

Due to budget constraints, writing tutors are now AI

Bonica Bartinez, Snooze Reporter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. When essays are due, professors often urge students to consult the Writing Center. Starting next semester, this...

Course registration changes to series of student battles

Students hope the new system will signal a change in academic advising

Bierra Boode, Snooze Reporter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Following complaints about the chaos and randomly selected times for course registration, Trinity has changed...

Operation Blackout: Trinity’s response to drinking on campus

Optimal Buzz reincarnated, seeking to promote healthy habits for students

Boshua Bitra, Snooze Reporter • April 4, 2024

This piece is entirely satirical as a part our April Fool’s edition, the Trinibonian. Operation Blackout debuted last Friday to rave reviews, providing promising feedback for the initiative backed...